Chocolate Cake That Can’t Be Beet!

Call me beet obsessed. But even if you’re 1/10th as obsessed as me, your obsession will grow with this cake. Guaranteed. Now I bet you’re wondering, why the heck did I think to add beets, to cake? Where there’s a will, there’s a way. And I was thinking, if applesauce can make a healthier cake, why not beets? The swaperoo was born. And it did. not. disappoint. Velvety, chocolatey and ooh I hate this word but I gotta use it: moist.

Now if you have beet intimidation, I’m going to share my easy peasy way to roast beets. It’s hands off. And not even messy. Plus, save those greens! Food waste is no bueno – and there’s no reason to waste those greens.

Roasting Beets, the Lazy Lady Way
Step 1: Pre-heat that oven to 450 degrees. Slice off the stems of the beets and give ’em a good washdown. Then, wrap each one loosely in foil and place on a baking sheet.
Step 2: Roast the beets in the oven for 1 hr 30 minutes or until easily pierced with a fork. Set aside to cool.
Step 3: Once the beets are cool, slice off the bottom root of each beet. Then, use your fingers to peel off the skin (it should slide right off). Slice and enjoy!

Save Those Greens!
Now let’s talk about those greens. Don’t let those gorgeous stems go to waste. My favorite way to use up greens is to chop them into 1-inch pieces (stems included) and sautee in a pan with a little olive oil and garlic. Once bright green, add some vegetable broth (enough to cover the base of the pan) and simmer for a few more minutes until tender.

Now that you’re a master at roasting beets and greens, let’s get to baking!

Un-Beet-Able Chocolate Cake
Makes: 12 cupcakes or 1 loaf
Ingredients:
3 medium cooked and peeled beets (about 1 lb)
10 ounces bittersweet chocolate (I recommend Hu Kitchen Gems)
2/3 C honey
1/3 C cacao powder
1/3 C almond flour
1 T arrowroot flour
2 tsp baking powder
3/4 tsp salt
3 large eggs (I always use Vital Farms pasture-raised eggs*)
Neutral oil spray for the pan

Directions:
Step 1: Heat the oven to 350° F. Brush the cups of a 12-cup muffin tin with vegetable oil. Alternatively, line an 8- or 9-inch-square baking pan with parchment paper and lightly brush the base and sides with vegetable oil.
Step 2: Combine the warm beets and chocolate in a blender and puree until the mixture is smooth and the chocolate is melted. Transfer to a large bowl and let cool to warm.
Step 3: Whisk the honey, cacao, almond flour, arrowroot flour, baking powder, and 3/4 teaspoon salt into the cooled beet mixture, then whisk in the eggs till smooth.
Step 4: Pour the batter into muffin tin or 9-inch square pan and bake until a crust forms around the edges and the entire top is dry, but the interior is still moist – about 45 minutes. The cake will puff in the oven but settle as it cools.
Step 5: Allow the cake(s) to cool completely before inverting onto a serving plate. Serve the cake warm or at room temperature, topped with coconut cream and red jam!

And that’s how you turn a basic chocolate cake into a magical mystery cake with the benefit of beets. If you make it, test this with family to see if they can taste the beets! I triple dog dare you.

Happy Halloween, friends!